Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Genius, Parody, Stupid...

Ehem2.. hmm.. ni tajuk yg paling sesuai ntuk kes kali nih.. the three words above represents the 'FLAT TRIANGLE' in my dictionary.. bnde nih jd kat laman siber popular skunk nih.. FACEBOOK.. or dlm bahasa melayu.. 'mukabuku'.. hahaha.. ok2, siyes.. pe yg aku kate flat triangle tuh.. sketsa die cmni.. ade sorang bdk kat fb nih, mlut die mmg x reti nk jge.. so, ade r kenkawan aku yg tgor.. tu GENIUS.. then, dtg lak sahabat2 ku yg len backup kawan aku yg sorang nih tgor (termasuk aku skali).. tu PARODY.. n the STUPID part is.. that 'person' bleh ckp yg ktorang sumer nk jatuhkan maruah die, siap die bleh tambah2 lg dgn 'bunga2' perkataan die.. huhuhu, u know what i mean.. siyes.. What the heck!! org tgor sbb org rse perlu tgor.. xpena aku tngk org tgor sruh jd buruk.. C'mon r.. klu dlm math or + math bleh r org ckp NEGATIVE and NEGATIVE = POSITIVE.. tp dlm real world NEGATIVE and NEGATIVE = SUPER NEGATIVE!!!.. jgn r nk brukn keadaan smpai cmtu skali.. hahaha.. and then, die kate lak nk report kat pulis kononnye nk saman kitorang.. nk bwk nek court r nih.. hohoho.. die sendri yg carik pasal, pastu die sendri nk report  pulis.. Sorry sket.. if u don't want a fight, then don't walk into someone else's house n piss on their stuff.. To each his or her own.. live n let live.. The golden rule.. C'mon, most of us learned this in kindergarten.. tp ade lg STUPID part dlm sketsa nih.. elok2 bnde nih nk cool sket.. ade lak segolongan org nk panaskn blek.. aduss~~.. asal x biar jer.. hahaha.. kpd sesape yg terbace, klu ade trse aku mintak maaf.. klu ade yg merasa aku sarankan, insaflah.. kite da besa, wat prangai cm orang besa.. bak kate kawan aku sorang.. forgive n forget.. btol tuh.. lg elok cmtu.. da same agama, pe salahnyer klu maafkn n let things back to normal.. tu bnde yg disarankn senanye pn.. klu da asek bls2 sane, mencarut2 sni.. smpai kiamat pn x abez.. Tu r konsep 'FLAT TRIANGLE' aku.. di mana keadaan akan berulang2 blek from GENIUS to PARODY to STUPID then back to GENIUS.. it'll never ends.. huhuhu.. kick n turn~~... Wallahuallam...

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Why? Kenapa? Nande?

Aku brani jamin ramai org pk, "Huh??! nape PROTAGONIST??, nape x biskut ke, kentut ke or papela".. Hahaha, seriously, aku xde ilham len selain dr nih (senanye xde idea.. huhuhu~~). Hmm.. actually there r reasons why protagonist, first of all, aku nk sumer pk blog nih sbagai kawan bkn lawan, n sesaper yg member blog nih sumer protagonist.. klu nk gtau pe maksud protagonist nih, aku rse korang lg arif.. Speaking of 'Protagonism', senanye sumer org kat dunia nih diciptakan mnjadi orang baik, xde yg jahat kecuali yg baik.. Unless, they choose to be bad.. being bad sometimes bkn masalah, but being bad all the time??! Hohoho~ u are digging your own grave there.. Ye r, kite manusia, sumer wat salah, sumer ade zaman gelap masing2.. Hehe, kentut sape yg x busuk?? hahaha! hmm.. ckp pasal kentut, mostly, people easy to blame people who farts.. mcm kentut dorang x busuk.. nk jadi contoh: Mr. X berdiri kat dlm tren, Mr. Y duduk, Mr. X yg terlalu sibuk bekerja x sempat nk lpaskan hajatnyer di mana2 tndas awam yg berdekatan.. menyebabkan satu tragedi berlaku, Mr. X telah melepaskan gas2 yg telah lama berkumpul di dlm bdnnye selama beberapa jam.. maka, terhasillah satu aroma yg amat menjengkelkan org2 di sekelilingnya.. kemudian Mr. Y bgn dgn niat ntuk menegakkan keadilan.. "Hoi!! jgn r kentut !! busuk r !!!" dan Mr.X pn tersipu-sipu malu.. Nape nk bgn, nape x diam je menikmati aroma tuh.. ape kentut Mr. Y tuh wangi ke.. die xde hak ntuk menghalang kebebasan Mr. X nk kentut.. klu nk kate busuk, ade je nafas org yg busuk.. klu cmtu nape x bgn ckp "Hoi!! Busuk r nafas!! jgn r bernafas!!" cmtu?? Hahaha!! nk kate ape, manusia dicipta berasaskan fitrah, kite xleh larikan diri dari kesalahan n xkn dpt larikan diri, pe yg mmpu buat, berdoa dan usaha supaya kite dijauhkan dr bnde2 yg akan memudaratlkan kite di dunia dan di akhirat.. tp dlm kebebasan kite hidup, perlulah ada batasan2 agama yg perlu dijaga.. jgn biar kite didorong dunia, tp biar kita yg mendorong dunia.. huhuhu.. akhir kata, cermin diri dlu sblom nk kate pape.. sbb sumer manusia mmbuat kesalahan n xde manusia yg perfect, but every person lives to be a PROTAGONIST.. oryte?? hahaha!! Wallahuallam...